![]() The Doctor manages to get her out and is like “What the f is this thing and why did it try to eat my friend?” They are like “Duh-doy, that’s Morpheus. But anyway, Clara stumbles across some space pods over in the corner and starts poking around until one of them sucks her in. The Doctor starts analyzing the dust to figure out what it is while the crew tries to contact Deep-Ando, the one crew member who didn’t make it to the lab. He is out wandering around alone and shitting himself basically. It’s scary for a sec but then its arm just dissolves into gross-looking dust. ![]() ![]() They manage to lock themselves in a lab but one of the creatures sticks its arm through the door. So anyway, everybody bands together to explore and pretty much right away they come face to face with some kind of creatures that we don’t get a good look at because of the Blair Witch factor, but apparently they’re terrifying enough that the Doctor asks Clara to hold his hand. But anyway, when the Grunt tries to stroke his cheek Chopra is like “EWWW GET YOUR FILTHY GRUNT PAWS OFF OF ME!” Which is fair I guess, but I don’t know how much of the sexual harassment seminar you can expect a Grunt to retain. This particular Grunt has a lady boner for one of the crew members, Chopra, because there cannot be a Spaceship Crew In Peril episode of this show without somebody being in love with their coworker I guess. Grunts are super strong and good at fighting but things like the English language and basic thought processes were not really a part of their programming. The commander lady is like “Ok cool but guess what, I’m your boss now so let’s go find out what happened here.” BTW the rest of the crew consists of mostly humans and one genetically test tube grown soldier called a Grunt. The rescue crew immediately starts pointing their guns at them so the Doctor psychic papers them into thinking he’s some kind of inspector or something. His fun home movie starts with the rescue crew boarding the station which appears to be empty except for the Doctor and Clara who have also recently arrived and are lightheartedly bantering about space restaurants and whether or not it’s appropriate to put “space” at the beginning of things when describing them. ![]() This week’s episode* is a spooky found-footage sort of deal that starts with some dude vlogging to the audience about how we shouldn’t watch this video because it’s too horrifying and we can never unsee it, but in case we’re dummies he’s put together a little Blair Witchy movie of how a space crew recently tried to rescue him from his space station orbiting Neptune. ![]()
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